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Total Medals Earned: 520 (From 163 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,715 Points

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Quitter Unlocked 3/4/10
5 Points
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Deaf 5 Points The sound of silence...
Frotteurism 5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized 5 Points Let's take this outside!
Rejection 5 Points Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter 5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash 5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty 5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence 5 Points Put em up.
Alpha Male 10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As 10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound 10 Points Drink til you drop.
Cock Block 10 Points Chicks before dicks.
Hungry 10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag 10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting 25 Points Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural 25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman 25 Points Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... 50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
Casanova 50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! 100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/380 points)

Seed of Destruction

Backfire Unlocked 5/19/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 5/19/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (20/425 points)

Seven's Second Adventure

Can't Remember what Items you Have? Unlocked 12/13/09
10 Points
Press A to view your inventory
Not Cool 5 Points Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Look, We made a Game! 10 Points View Credits
You Read the Directions? 10 Points Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Awshum 25 Points Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
We're People Too 25 Points View all of the Bios
Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Plant Love 50 Points Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Fetch 100 Points Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/285 points)

Shark Antennas Co.

First cerebral contusion Unlocked 2/22/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
WTF?! Unlocked 2/22/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shark Sushi Unlocked 2/22/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shark pool 10 Points Submit Highscore
Cow Sniper 25 Points 100% Accurate in one level
Internet Master 50 Points Have completed the game
I know how to use a Udder Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I love FuNaNdMoRe Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I love MonoFlauta Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Postman Crying Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/130 points)

ShellCore: Skirmish

Casual Commander Unlocked 7/5/10
5 Points
Beat all beginner missions.
MidCore Commander Unlocked 7/7/10
10 Points
Beat all easy missions.
HardCore Commander Unlocked 7/8/10
25 Points
Beat all medium missions.
ShellCore Commander Unlocked 7/8/10
25 Points
Beat all hard missions.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (65/65 points)

SHMUP

Rookie Unlocked 7/30/11
5 Points
Finish the first area
Cremation 5 Points Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
AHK-372 10 Points Defeat the second boss
Damura 10 Points Defeat the first boss
Frequent Flyer 10 Points Fly 3,000 miles
Junkyard 10 Points Kill 4,000 enemies
Problem, Minecraft? 10 Points Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Variety 10 Points Use each weapon in the game at least once
Coeus 25 Points Defeat the fourth boss
Ding Ding 25 Points Reach level 20
Erebos 25 Points Defeat the third boss
Hardcore 25 Points Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Stealthy 25 Points Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Untouchable 25 Points Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Swain's Medal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Event Horizon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)

Solipskier

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness Unlocked 9/26/10
10 Points
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! Unlocked 9/28/10
10 Points
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Nice Jump 5 Points Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Wicked Tricks 10 Points Achieve a 50x multi.
Awesome Combo! 25 Points Achieve 100x multi.
Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Sick Air! 25 Points Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)

Spewer

Burp Unlocked 5/4/09
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead Unlocked 5/4/09
10 Points
Complete the second chapter.
Architect Unlocked 5/7/09
10 Points
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Rocket Sauce Unlocked 5/5/09
10 Points
Complete the third chapter.
Gishy Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion Unlocked 5/6/09
50 Points
Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist Unlocked 5/7/09
100 Points
Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Beyond Words Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Droppin' Ten Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Ten Crush-Hugs
Easy Fiver Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Centerpieces 5 Points A Nice Center Smash
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Quickie 10 Points Far Left Hit
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)

Spike: A Love Story Too

Afternoon Unlocked 4/23/14
5 Points
You're over the hump!
Morning Unlocked 4/23/14
5 Points
You made it through the morning shift!
Rebound Unlocked 4/23/14
5 Points
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
Six Pointer Unlocked 4/23/14
10 Points
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
Survived Five 5 Points You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
End of the Day 10 Points You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
Ten Down 10 Points You're getting up there!
Don't Talk to the Monsters 25 Points Perfect in the monster challenge
Keep on Smashing 25 Points You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Dummy Challenge 50 Points You got mad points with little to work with!
Security is Nice 50 Points You completed employment mode with 100% security!
Twenty is Plenty 50 Points You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.

Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)